A Man with five wishes

wish 1. A giant extra long chili cheese coney the size of tractor.
wish 2. To be the president of the United States of America.
wish 3. To be impeached from office.
wish 4. To own the Playboy Mansion.
wish 5. To own the batmobile.

The first wish went wrong because the man couldn't finish the chili dog and the food rotted and molded in his house.
The second wish went wrong because he didn't really want to do that work.
The third wish was a cure for the second wish.
The fourth wish went wrong cause, well it didn't.
And the fifth wish was just cool.