This is the Whirly's where we present titles to celebritys, so give it up for our host...JOHNNY DEPP!
No just kidding it's just me, but without further adu let's present our first award.
The biggest jerk of 2009... here are our nominees... Christian Bale... Tiger Woods... Mike Leach...or Jon Gosselin.
And the winner is................... Mike Leach!
Don't apoligize you idiot just accept the fact that you're a total ass****!
Our next award is for biggest drama queen of 2009, and the nominees are......Mariah Carey... Jennifer Lopez... "Snooki" from Jersey Shore........... or Brett Favre.
And the winner is.............Brett Favre!
Look Brett I know some people still love you because you returned from your retirement, but come on, you should've saved yourself the tears, what!? were you on your period or something!?
Our next award is for most annoying child star, and the nominees are.... Josh Hutcherson.....Cole and Dylan Sprouse..... or Miley Cyrus.
The results are obvious............Miley Cyrus. Nuff said.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Help Animals because They are More Important than People
People suck!
Help save animals or you suck!
Help them or I will come to your house in the middle of the night and beat the crap out of you with a sock full of batteries!
HELP ANIMALS NOW!
Help save animals or you suck!
Help them or I will come to your house in the middle of the night and beat the crap out of you with a sock full of batteries!
HELP ANIMALS NOW!
Caterpillars and Why They are Awesome
Caterpillars are awesome because thay know from the time they are born that they will acheive total awesomeness someday.
Caterpillars are fuzzy.
In stories caterpillars sit on mushrooms and smoke hookhas.
Some caterpillars have yellow blood.
Caterpillars are the symbol of awesomness because they are caterpillars.
Caterpillars are fuzzy.
In stories caterpillars sit on mushrooms and smoke hookhas.
Some caterpillars have yellow blood.
Caterpillars are the symbol of awesomness because they are caterpillars.
Alice in Wonderland Party
Okay for my thirteenth birthday party, me and a few of my friends are going to see a girl fall from 100 stories up and still survive, and Johnny Depp dressed as a pshychotic zombie, having a tea party with a jack rabbit.
TRIPPY!
Yep!, you got it right Alice in wonderland everybody, and I'm Freakin EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, there's something familiar about every single one of Tim Burton's movies, hmmm what could it be?
Oh yeah, his wife and Johnny Depp and him all get together, smoke a few joints and then write the screenplay for a movie together.
Seriously though, can Helena Bonham Carter get a job in a movie that her husband hasn't produced?
Let me think about this... Harry Potter, and Planet of the Apes.
No but Helena's great and Johnny is my idol, but why if Tim really loved his wife, does he keep trying to get her to cheat on him with Johnny Depp? Plus no man that loves his wife, blows up her head to three times it's normal size, I don't know maybe Helena is just the kind of girl you have disrespect over and over again to get her in the mood.
TRIPPY!
Yep!, you got it right Alice in wonderland everybody, and I'm Freakin EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, there's something familiar about every single one of Tim Burton's movies, hmmm what could it be?
Oh yeah, his wife and Johnny Depp and him all get together, smoke a few joints and then write the screenplay for a movie together.
Seriously though, can Helena Bonham Carter get a job in a movie that her husband hasn't produced?
Let me think about this... Harry Potter, and Planet of the Apes.
No but Helena's great and Johnny is my idol, but why if Tim really loved his wife, does he keep trying to get her to cheat on him with Johnny Depp? Plus no man that loves his wife, blows up her head to three times it's normal size, I don't know maybe Helena is just the kind of girl you have disrespect over and over again to get her in the mood.
AVATAR
I'm sure everybody has heard about James Cameron's Avatar breaking records for 3rd most popular film ever.
I saw the movie a few weeks ago in New Orleans and it was phenomenal.
The Na'Vi are amazing, and while their appearance is strange, it still is amazing to watch these beings swing from glowing purple vines, and ride gargantuan turqouise dragons.
The script has just the right amount of seriousness, and comedy.
I saw the movie a few weeks ago in New Orleans and it was phenomenal.
The Na'Vi are amazing, and while their appearance is strange, it still is amazing to watch these beings swing from glowing purple vines, and ride gargantuan turqouise dragons.
The script has just the right amount of seriousness, and comedy.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Aliens
If I was an alien from another galaxy...which I'm not...I would disguise myself as the dominent species on Earth... a duck.
From organic material of the earth, such as plant life, but would have the DNA of a duck, so I would look as a duck would look, except that the only possible species to posess the technology to create a proper skin suit of a duck would be the Z-Quantodriaclodroinixxx's, which have been extinct for nearly five goowendril years.
From organic material of the earth, such as plant life, but would have the DNA of a duck, so I would look as a duck would look, except that the only possible species to posess the technology to create a proper skin suit of a duck would be the Z-Quantodriaclodroinixxx's, which have been extinct for nearly five goowendril years.
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