All of the following words posted in red are the drunk dialer, all in blue are people he's calling.
"Uh, h-h-hey, hey what's goin on?"
"Sir this is Pizza Hut"
"So uh, are you hot or er, uh... what are you doing?"
"Sir this is Pizza Hut, would you like to order something sir?"
"Uh...Ummmm.... yeah...... so, what are you doing?"
" I'm hanging up now sir"
" Fine leave me!"
He is now calling his ex girlfriend.
" Hey, hey Linda, what ar you doin?"
" sleeping, it's 2:30 in the morning"
" okay, can I, can I stop by? or..."
" No Steve I'm with Scott now!"
" Okay so... is that a yes?"
" NO STEVE!"
" okay so uh..... um.... what are you doin?"
" (sigh)"
Wow! The red and blue fonts on the black background give this a 3D effect. I can hardly stop staring at it. ~ Cousin Bonnie
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