1: The giraffe will get a huge sense of entiltlement,and will start thinking he is better than you.
2: The giraffe will start going to the gym, buy an iphone,and tell you that he's worried about a brown spot that he found on his shoulder.
3: The giraffe gets a hot secretary named one of the following: stephenie,Carina, or Jenny, and he poops on her desk, he apoligizes and says that he had bucket of mangos for lunch (that explains the orange color.)
4: The giraffe is going to start telling you how he went fishing with Bobby Flay.
5: The giraffe will start telling you that you should get a job in physical therapy,and or accounting, like his friend Steve or Sebastion.
6: The giraffe will leave clumps of hay in the living room.
7: The giraffe will tell you that you need to buy a Volkswagon CC, and that he got the new Chris Daughtry cd.(At this point you should murder the giraffe.)
8: The giraffe tracks what you hope is mud all through the apartment.
9: The giraffe breaks the ceiling fan in the living room.
10. The giraffe tells you that he thinks that you are a bothersome roommate and that you should move out.
